About computers?

Top 10 reasons computers must be male:

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

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wow i like this and i have one word to say awsome hey you are great dude good i really appreciate this is fantastic and i have one reason also why the computer was male:

1)it is strong and have hard shape

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good one... :)
ya sure
they make them in blond too.lol
hahaha

like 'em
*lol* :-)
cool its nice and true.
i like that very good well put ha ha
haha i like it!!!
Top 10 Reasons computers must be males ( i jus did this while sitting at work

1) they arent stubborn

2) they dont complain

3) they look nice without makeup

4) there easy

5) they work hard

6) they dont bleed once a month

7) they are smart

8) they do all the work for you

9) they are moneymakers

10) they dont NAG
i got a joke for you

why do men drink so much?

to make women like you look better

well maybe if you said something funny i would have laughed and not given a stupid reply like the stupid joke